How did you spend your weekend? I spent mine watching Lifetime, as I keep hearing from people that the Seven Deadly Sins commercial has started airing.
(A small admission: I'm almost more excited to see the commercial than I am the movie, because there's something about a commercial that seems so real and part of the world. A movie is something you can film in your basement, using turtles and hamsters as your actors, but only a real live tv network can air a commercial, and everyone watching Grey's Anatomy reruns or Golden Girls or whatever -- at least those of you without TiVo - will be forced to see it. Don't feel bad if you can't follow my logic. It doesn't actually make any sense. I know that. I'm odd.)
Didn't see it.
Did see chunks of a fabulous movie starring Jessie from Saved by the Bell, and the beginning of one that looked very promising about an unstable newlywed and her EVIL husband. But no commercial.
Lucky for me, the internet makes every commercial On Demand.
And thus, for your viewing pleasure, I present...***
I wish I could tell you that I'll stop obsessing about this soon, but it's rather unlikely I'll stop anytime before May 23 and May 24 (premiere nights!) and, I suspect, not for a long while after that. But for your sake, I'll try to obsess in new and interesting ways!
***If you're reading this blog on my website, then I suspect you're not seeing any kind of video at all, but you CAN watch it here.