Okay, that's a lie.  At heart I've pretty much always been a cranky old lady, and cranky old lady is what I shall remain.  But on the 'tis better to give than to receive' theory, I figured this morning I would treat you all to a picture from my embarrassing youth.


I made this costume myself. (I know, you're shocked, it looks so professional.) Maybe I should dig it out of the closet for this year's birthday celebration? Or at least the next axe-murdering-hobo-clown party I get invited to.